Thursday 4 October 2012

Thursday, 4th October, 2012

Hello, here's what's been happening in the news today.

Photograph: Dean Lewins
The case between Mr Slipper and Mr Ashby has returned to Federal Court today, after the two spent nine hours in a mediation yesterday and failed to reach an agreement.

The story that has yet again made the headlines, reminded everyone of a long, lengthy legal proceeding that nobody cares about.



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Photograph: Ben Prunchie
North Queensland MP, George Christensen, has set up a petition asking the producers of cult TV show, Doctor Who, to come down to Whitsundays in Queensland and film an episode. The Federal Member for Dawson also suggested that the Time Lord could fight killer kangaroos, cyber crocodiles, or even drop bears.
 
Although I reckon they should make an episode about the Weeping Angels, with The Doctor teaming up with the ultimate person to take them on, Julie Bishop.
 
Source: valuesaustralia.com
 
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Source: ninemsn.com.au
A man in the UK has been caught on CCTV inside a clothes store, reaching into a pram and stealing an iPhone from a baby's hands before walking away.
 
Proving once and for all, it really is like taking candy from a baby.

 
 
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Source: news.com.au

A former housekeeper to Prime Minister Julia Gillard, is seeking compensation after claiming that she suffered permanent injuries from a bulging spinal disc after changing the Prime Minister's bed sheets at The Lodge in October 2010.
 
Although if she's after compensation, the housekeeper is probably better off alleging the PM sexually harassed her.
 
Allan Jones also commented on the issue, saying that the housekeeper's spinal disc probably slipped out of shame of having to change the PM's bed sheets.



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Source: simoncotter.com

A man last night had been foiled in his attempt at an armed robbery of a petrol station in Petersham, after one of the attendants pulled out a pole from behind the counter and scared the would-be robber off.
 
Ah, that fool, bringing a gun to a pole fight.
 
 
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And that's the news for tonight! See you all next time!

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