Tuesday, 27th November, 2012

Hello, here's what's been happening in the news today.

Source: abc.net.au/news

The chief executive of Australian Agricultural Company, David Farley, has warned that Australia needs to pay closer attention to its agricultural policies and feed the region or risk an invasion driven by hunger, similar to the Huns.

We don't need to worry about that. With this many Chinese coming to Australia each year, we can always build our own Great Wall. But then again, just like all things made by Chinese, it will most likely be cheap and easily broken.

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Photograph: Toshifumi Kitamura

A recent poll by Nippon Research Centre has found that almost 90% of respondents to their recent survey have claimed not to have bought whale meat in the past year.

 

I guess 90% of their respondents must be done with whatever research they were doing. 

 

 

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Source: commodityonline.com

The Eurozone leaders today have finally reached a debt deal with Greece.

 

Oh, do you mean they have only now activated a plan to tackle the thing that was announced about a year ago as a disaster that needed to be fixed right away? Geez, that was quick.

 

 

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Source: ninemsn.com.au

It has been announced today that Kim Kardashian is the celebrity that was most often entered into the Bing search engine in 2012.

 

Hmm...I wonder why. Could it possibly have something to do with her big, soft bags?

 

Source: fashionfile.com.au

 



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And that's the news for tonight! See you all next time!