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| Source: abc.net.au/news |
I guess that means everyone thinks Tony Abbott is a douchebag, seeing as Mr Gibbons wasn't forced to apologise for calling Mr Abbott one? Wow, Mr Abbott, you have it tough. First, a poll found that you were less popular than the carbon tax, a tax which I would like to point out that is intended to combat something you don't believe exists, and now no one, not even those from your party, is saying Mr Gibbons is wrong for calling you a douchebag. Tough break, man.
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| Photograph: Guilio Saggin |
Apple has today fired Mr Rich Williamson, the man responsible for Apple's failed Google Map, which is riddled with glitches.
After thirty-minutes, Mr Willamson was escorted out of the building after someone found him lost in a broom closet.
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People in the CBD of Adelaide, Australia, can be looking forward to receiving free wifi by the end of next year, as outlined in a plan that was announced today by SA Premier Jay Weatherill.
Free wifi in a CBD area. Good luck trying to use it with everyone else trying to do the same.
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| Source: abc.net.au/news |
China's Communist Party newspaper made a terrible gaffe today, where it published an article by satirical US website The Onion claiming that Kim Jong-un was the sexiest man alive in their newspaper today and failed to mention that it was a satirical piece of work.
No one was more shocked to find out this piece of work was false, than the people of North Korea.
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| Source: ninemsn.com.au |
A drawing of a Wii GamePad on eBay had drawn a bid as high as AUD$87,226 before it was taken down by the online auction site, seeing as it was not a real video game.
No one was more disappointed than the man who had made the bid of AUD$87,226 knowing full well it was a drawing and still wanted to buy it.
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And that's the news for tonight! See you all next time!
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