Wednesday, 2nd January, 2013

Hello, here's what's been happening in the news today.

Source: Instagram

Australian model Miranda Kerr has posted a photo of her hand without her wedding ring on the photo sharing site Instagram, adding speculations to the rumors her marriage to Orlando Bloom is in trouble.

But if I had to speculate, I'd say Orlando Bloom has finally given the ring to Frodo to throw into the fires of Mordor.

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Source: abc.net.au/news

A Perth taxi driver who admitted to being sexually intimate with a lady after she allegedly went on a nine-hour crime spree, then tackling her to the ground and being hailed a hero, has had his licence temporarily reinstated.

 

Perth - Where you can get hailed a hero for having sex with a girl, then assaulting her.

 

Although, really, you have to feel sorry for the girl. She got screwed over in every sense of the phrase.

 

 

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Source: abc.net.au/news

A wildlife rescue organisation has warned that the dolphin which has been spotted on a regular basis at Jervis Bay, could turn into a killer if provoked.

 

So you better be careful, otherwise you'll be sleeping with the fishes. Or as the dolphin likes to call it, his bed, his fridge, and his toilet, all rolled into one.

 

 

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And that's the news for tonight! See you all next time!