Monday, 31st December, 2012

Hello, here's what's been happening in the news today.

Source: abc.net.au/news

Many Fijians have been angered by the confiscation of the country's draft constitution by police, with some galley proofs set on fire as well.

What they did not know was that this was all part of the new National Treasure movie, which is just like all the other National Treasure movies, except this time Nicholas Cage is wearing tropical beach wear.

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Source: abc.net.au/news

It has been confirmed after two years of research, that a two-hundred year old handkerchief that was found in a dried squash, has in fact been dipped in the blood of King Louis XVI after his beheading.

 

Man the French CSI unit is slow. They should've sent it to the unit in Miami where they would've confrimed it in roughly forty-minutes to an hour.

 

 

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Source: abc.net.au/news

 

A study by the Sleep Health Foundation has found that roughly 20% of Australians suffer from fatigue and exhaustion due to a lack of sleep.

 

The other 80% sleep just fine because they don't get sex. Looks like there's finally a benifit to being single! Hi-Five partner...oh wait...

 

 

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That's the news for tonight! See you all next time!