Monday, 27th August, 2012

Hello, here's what's been happening in the news today.

Source: dailymail.co.uk

Brandon Mathison, a 13-year-old in the US was forced to stand at a busy intersection over the weekend wearing a sign saying 'Smoked pot, got caught! Don't I look cool? Not!' after his mother caught him smoking marajuana.

Although it does make you wonder, how did the mother know that what he was smoking was pot?



Also, the teenager said, "There are people stopping to talk to me."

If I had to guess, most of them were asking him "Why did you do it?" before following up with, "Where did you get them from?" as well as, "Why is there a purple unicorn spewing rainbows behind you?"



And can I just add, that when being punished, those being punished are not supposed to be smiling. Perhaps Brandon's mother should have thought the punishment through a bit better. Maybe times have changed, but the last time I checked, teenagers generally enjoy appearing on TV doing stupid things. Otherwise, we wouldn't have the shows like, 'Teen Mom' or "Wipeout."

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Source: thefitnesschamp.com

Scientists have warned that the world would have to switch to a vegetarian diet within 40 years due to an impending food crisis.

 

Also, scientists have predicted mankind's extinction in roughly 40 years time.

 

 

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Source: policesirens.org

 

 

Joshua Basso, a 32-year-old man from Florida, has been arrested after repeatedly calling 911 and asking for female deputies to come to his house and have sex with him.

 

Joshua finally realised what was happening when they arrested him and told him, "You have the right to remain silent" and not, "You have the right to remain horny."

 

 



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Source: people.com







According to the UK advertising watchdog, Madonna, who occasionally flashes her breasts to her audience, is said to be "too old" to have any impact on teenagers.

What? Was the UK advertising watchdog's audience test sample comprised solely of teenage girls, or something?

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And that's the news for tonight! See you all next time!