Monday, 3rd September, 2012

Hello, here's what's been happening in the news today.

Source: detroit.world-guides.com

A 39-year-old man from Detroit in the US who shot and killed two people while injuring an additional two, had to turn himself in twice before he was finally arrested by police. The delay was apparantely "due to area patrol units being busy handling high priority runs".

Well that makes sense now because we all know a man who killed two people and injured another two would definitely never make it on to a 'high priority run' list.

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Source: micromatic.com

A drunk US college student allegedly threatened to slap a cop across the face with his penis after he was arrested for urinating in a public area.

 

The student then told the cop he would pay an extra twenty dollars if the cop placed it in his mouth.

 

 

 

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Source: dailymail.co.uk

A US man has hired two giant billboards which says, "Please Hire My Wife." At first the wife was not comfortable with the idea but soon admitted that the billboards had cheered her up.

Especially now that she's getting all these messages from random hot guys wanting to have sex with her. They all know that she's "A Great Fit."



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Source: nomoredirtylooks.com

A study conducted by researchers from Cronell University in New York have found that couples who have sex on their first date are less than likely to form a long and happy relationship with said sexual partner.

 

No way!You mean that one night stands rarely every turn into long lasting relationships? I would have never guessed! Seriously, why the hell are research programs like these being funded?

 

 

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And that's the news for today! See you all next time!