Hello, here's what's been happening in the news today.
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| Source: cleo.com.au |
It was reported on the Australian Cleo website today that Emma Watson is considering playing the lead role of Anastasia Steele in the film adaptation of the book 'Fifty Shades of Grey', only if Ryan Gosling plays the role of Christian Grey.
I think if both of them get said parts, they would fit their roles perfectly. After all Ryan Gosling has had experience playing a young, intelligent lover in 'Crazy, Stupid, Love.' while Emma Watson has had years of playing with wands.
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| Source: emed.com.au |
New York City today has become the first city in the United States of America to impose a partial ban on the sales of supersized soft drinks, as part of a health initiative. However, there has been no ban on the amount of refills one person can make on smaller sized drinks.
Later today, the same Board of Health that had spearheaded this initiative announced that continiously eating one more bite out of a slice of cake until it's finished, totally does not violate any dieting plans you may have.
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| Source: ninemsn.com.au |
A woman in California was surprised today when she had her dishwasher delivered to her house today, only to find there was a snake trapped inside some of the taping the appliance came with.
Well, I guess Samuel L. Jackson wasn't in charge of the delivery, otherwise he would've taken care of the mother-effing snake on the mother-effing truck.
The lady had also called up Sears, the producers of the dishwasher, to complain that she was also missing some panels and handles.
Said a representative at Sears, "Since we gave you a pet snake for free, can we call it even? Besides, if you really wanted to, you could always use the snake as a handle."
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And that's the news for today! See you all next time!
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