Sunday 2 June 2013

The newspaper: What it has finally become - A look at how the newspaper has changed, and a brief examination on racism and sexism.

So I went to buy The Sun-Herald today, and I was appalled by the front page. For those of you who don't have a copy, here's a photograph of it.

Is MasterChef racist? Adam Goodes insipres a nation. Diggers in new race-hate row. Why the heck are these making the headlines? These articles should not belong in a newspaper. Let me start of by saying that racism and sexism should not be tolerated. Not even in the slightest. Futhermore, anything in this post is in no way condoning racism or sexism, and should not interpreted as supporting, nor used to support, such actions.

Firstly, I would like to address the racist issue involving Adam Goodes and the 13-year-old girl. For those of you who are unaware, a 13-year-old girl shouted at Adam Goodes, "You're an ape." during an AFL game last weekend. Now, I would like to say that no one should ever be insulted like that. But let's take a step back and observe the whole picture. Racism happens. It's a fact. To borrow the title of an Al Gore movie, it is an inconvenient truth. So why the fuss when some famous football player gets hurled one? Granted, it does move the topic into the spotlight seeing as a large proportion of people have viewed the event, and it can be used as a learning device. However, is making a fuss about it and inevitably not doing anything to resolve the issue (which I suspect most people, if not all who are making noise about this issues) going to do us any good? The answer is no. Should we tolerate a 13-year old girl hurling abuse? No. Personally, I think we should have prevented it from ever happening in the first place. But I ask, would it make a difference if the perpetrator had been a 30-year-old lady? Or a 26-year-old male? People seem to be overly-focused on the fact that it was a 13-year-old girl who had commited the act, and haven't really stopped to think about this point. My final question in relation to this issue is, should this have made it into the newspaper? I think the answer should be no. The media is simply hyping up an issue, and driving people's opinions all to satisfy their bottom line. Racism should not be accepted, nor tolerated. But instead of making a lot of noise, how about we see some action instead? After all, everyone is capable of teaching the next generation about what should, and what should never, be done. So why not do that, instead of just puffing out your chest?

The next title I would like to tackle is the one involving Australian Diggers. According to the article, Australian Defence Force personnel, paramedics, and a NSW rural firefighter have been found to have posted racial comments. Can I just say, that I am shocked and disgusted to think that these people who are responsible for keeping us safe, are doing such henious acts. However, I would like to further point out that it is only a small minority of the groups invovled that are committing such acts, and even a smaller amount that have been caught. Now, no matter how few, or how many, people are committing such acts, it should not be accepted. Yet, at first glance, the article seems to warrants more attention than should be given to it. On closer examination, we find that it is only one ADF soldier, one ADF officer, one paramedic and one rural firefigher that are examined in the article. The article had made it look like it was a lot more severe than just four people performing these acts. So the question is, why is it on the front page? If you think about it, it is only because of the racism issue brought up by the incident involving Adam Goodes and the 13-year-old girl. If you do not believe me, the article makes the point for me. Within the article, Natalie O'Brien (the author of the article) states, that these events by the four in question were performed "despite the furore over the racist insults directed at AFLstar Adam Goodes." and that one of the postings "came during a week of controversy triggered by a young teenage girl who called AFL star Adam Goodes an "ape"".  Obviously, this article was designed once again to sell copies of the Sun-Herald, and not really providing any news as it really should.

Lastly, I would like to address the question, Is MasterChef sexist? Look, I don't watch the show. The only season of MasterChef I watched was the first one. Even then, it was only when I had nothing to watch. So if there is any question of biasness in my answer, let it be absolved. No, MasterChef is not sexist. Why do I take this stance? Well, it is very simple. Most of us watch some sport or another and will support one team over another. I don't see anyone complaning that they someone is 'Manchester United-ist', or 'Canterbury Bulldogs-ist'. The fact is, clubs, sporting teams, countires, whatever the division, is simply a way of classifying a group of individuals. From what I have gathered about the new season of MasterChef, it is simply men vs woman, which is very much similar to the Roosters playing against the Eels, Chelsea taking on Arsenal, or Australia losing to England in The Ashes (yes, I support the English in Cricket.). Until the show makes one gender perform some task that is more degrading than the other gender (which I highly doubt seeing as there is a tight scrutiny on these things imposed by television ethics organisations), then the show cannot be claimed to be sexist. At an extreme stretch, the show can be viewed as promoting sexism with obviously one gender winning over the other in a certain task. However, it is only an issue if you make it one. If people start going, "Ha! We're better than your gender at cooking because of such and such. Insert random slur." then if you think about it, it is only an issue because of the individuals saying it, and not the show itself. Of course, one gender will always be better at doing things than the other gender. But that fact is true for any categorisation whether you look at it on a global scale with nations, or on an individual scales when you compare yourself to others. It only becomes typical sexism, or racism, or whatever, the soon as you insult them based on that categorisation. I say typical because you can have positive racism or sexism, such as all Africans can run fast, or all men are physically strong (note, this does not mean that all women are physically weak, just that even though some men are not strong, they are viewed as also being strong). Brining this back to the question on whether or not MasterChef is sexist, the only reason I can see it being in the newspaper is to promote sales, and not really provide news.

I guess at some point whilst reading the article, the thought, "Geez, if he has such a problem with the paper, why did he buy it?" has crossed your mind. I bought it because my father reads it. But the main point of this post is to point out the ridiculousness of the media, and how far it has fallen from the high-perch it used to be on. It has stopped reporting news and instead, focused on being popular and meeting as well as driving societal opinions to sell more copies. Like I said before, racism and sexism should never be accepted in any society, nor should such acts be condoned. However, strictly looking at the paper for what it is, and what one should expect from reading it, the paper has definitely not lived up to its expectations for today. I could go on to explain how the news on TV pretty much has done the same, but that's another point for another day.

Wednesday 9 January 2013

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Wednesday 2 January 2013

Wednesday, 2nd January, 2013

Hello, here's what's been happening in the news today.

Source: Instagram
Australian model Miranda Kerr has posted a photo of her hand without her wedding ring on the photo sharing site Instagram, adding speculations to the rumors her marriage to Orlando Bloom is in trouble.

But if I had to speculate, I'd say Orlando Bloom has finally given the ring to Frodo to throw into the fires of Mordor.


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Source: abc.net.au/news
A Perth taxi driver who admitted to being sexually intimate with a lady after she allegedly went on a nine-hour crime spree, then tackling her to the ground and being hailed a hero, has had his licence temporarily reinstated.
 
Perth - Where you can get hailed a hero for having sex with a girl, then assaulting her.
 
Although, really, you have to feel sorry for the girl. She got screwed over in every sense of the phrase.
 
 
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Source: abc.net.au/news
A wildlife rescue organisation has warned that the dolphin which has been spotted on a regular basis at Jervis Bay, could turn into a killer if provoked.
 
So you better be careful, otherwise you'll be sleeping with the fishes. Or as the dolphin likes to call it, his bed, his fridge, and his toilet, all rolled into one.
 
 
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And that's the news for tonight! See you all next time!

Monday 31 December 2012

Monday, 31st December, 2012

Hello, here's what's been happening in the news today.

Source: abc.net.au/news
Many Fijians have been angered by the confiscation of the country's draft constitution by police, with some galley proofs set on fire as well.

What they did not know was that this was all part of the new National Treasure movie, which is just like all the other National Treasure movies, except this time Nicholas Cage is wearing tropical beach wear.


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Source: abc.net.au/news
It has been confirmed after two years of research, that a two-hundred year old handkerchief that was found in a dried squash, has in fact been dipped in the blood of King Louis XVI after his beheading.
 
Man the French CSI unit is slow. They should've sent it to the unit in Miami where they would've confrimed it in roughly forty-minutes to an hour.
 
 
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Source: abc.net.au/news
 
A study by the Sleep Health Foundation has found that roughly 20% of Australians suffer from fatigue and exhaustion due to a lack of sleep.
 
The other 80% sleep just fine because they don't get sex. Looks like there's finally a benifit to being single! Hi-Five partner...oh wait...
 
 
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That's the news for tonight! See you all next time!


Sunday 23 December 2012

Why the world did not end: Reason One

Why the world did not end: Reason One

Reason One: It was all a lie!

I know what you're thinking *in a silly voice* "Duh, Glenn! We all know that! We're evidently still here seeing as I'm reading this." But what if I told you it was the ingenious plans of various corporations to part you with your money? Bet you're feeling pretty silly now for mocking me, huh? No? Fine...

Anyways, with companies wanting to make more money, they have to find ways for people to spend more cash on things that they do not need. And when do they earn the most cash? Holidays, of course! Think about how much money a corporation gets on Christmas, on Valentines Day, on Easter. There's was only one thing stopping them from making even more cash. They were out of holidays. But they're smart. They know they can't just make a random happy holiday. No, they know us consumers will be too smart for that. After all, who's going to fall for ValenChrEaster Day?
So, what do they do? Hatch a dastardly scheme to trick everyone it's gonig to be the end of the world. Only catch is, they couldn't say the world was going to end the very next day or something. They needed to make it seem legit, and the only way they could have done so was to use some obscure, outdated calendar to bait their trap.

And so, they waited for the year 2012 to come. And when it did, boy did they reap their rewards. Let's take a look at the end-of-the-world safety pod industry. How often do you think they get orders to produce their products? I'm pretty sure their sales records is something like 2010: zero; 2011: zero; 2012 - a gazillion.

And what about the day after? I'm sure people decided to party hard and get drunk because they found out the world was still here. Oh, who am I kidding...We all know that us Australians would have found some other pointless excuse to party, even if the world had ended. In fact, I bet they would have gotten drunk after reasoning it was their last chance to do so.

Moral of the story? Spend money on the happy holidays we have like there's no tomorrow, lest you want the fear of there being no tomorrow. Don't have the cash? Then keep borrowing money from the bank, because it is okay to constantly live beyond your means and rack up a huge debt. And banks? Keep lending out money, even to those that you know can't pay you back. It won't jepordize your customer's future, your company, or the country. So go nuts!

And drink responsibly (Because showing these words on a screen is really going to convince you to do so). 

Saturday 22 December 2012

Why the world did not end: Reason Two

Why the world did not end: Reason Two

Reason Two: It's the holidays.

There's a lot going through our minds during this time of year. Sure, we keep in mind that it's Santa's birthday, but the thing that comes up in our minds more often than not is, "Oh God, why do we have to spend the holidays with our family?!" And wouldn't you know it, God has a lot of things on His mind as well.

The hot-line to God is usually busy all year round, but come the holiday season, it seems that more and more people try to get in touch with him for whatever reasons they may have. And I guess it's good and all, you know, trying to find some meaning in your life. But think about it this way. How do you feel when telemarketers ring your number non-stop? Spare a thought for him will you!

On top of having to put up with this, it's His son's birthday coming up. You try thinking of a present for your child who literately has everything you could want - eternal life in paradise. That's ignoring the fact you have to think of a present to get your kid for over 2000 years. Not so easy, now is it?
So I'm not surprised He dropped the ball on this one and did not follow through with the whole end-of-the-world thing. He has made mistakes in the past as well. The black plague in Europe was because He decided to take a week off. World War 1 and 2 were because He blinked for a second. Really, Him forgetting to give us the apocalypse is not the end of the world for me (pun fully intended. zing!)

But perhaps it is mainly because we killed His son. Let me ask you this: If someone killed your  child, repented and asked to live in your house for all of eternity, would you say yes? I personally wouldn't.

So what's the moral of this story? Kill anyone who claims to be a Messiah, child of God, or a prophet. It's a sure-fire way of preveting the end of the world. Also, keep praying to God about your insgnificant problems even though there are bigger issues like child slavery, famine and poverty. It'll keep Him distracted long enough to miss the date He marked on His calendar, one that is either bigger than the Mayan's, or perhaps He subscribed to the revolutionairy idea the Mayans did not which was to buy/make a new one.

Why the world did not end: Reason Three

Why the world did not end: Reason Three

Reason Three: Do you want to (differentiate 69x)?

Maths. We all hate it (except Asians, nerds, rich and successful people, people who get the title of this reason...). But remember when your teacher in primary/secondary school told you that you'll need to use maths in everyday life and you thought they were cray-cray? Well, it turns out they were right.

Now the reason why the whole Mayan doomsday thing was slated for the 21st of December was not because they were total bums and wanted to ruin Christmas for all of us (Those Scrooges! Scrooge you! Scrooge you all!), but because it so happened that the 21st of December 2012 was the date you get after converting the Mayan calendar to the Gregorian calendar (ie the 365/366 day one that most of the world uses).

If you did not know, the Mayan calendar does not use the same system as the Gregorian calendar in determining the days of a year/month. Where the Gregorian calendar uses our position relative to the sun, the Mayan calendar uses the position of the moon relative to the Earth (although what they really probably used was the phases of the moon, but that's not the point). If you are bad at maths, and also don't know that the lunar month finishes in roughly a 28 day cycle, then let me tell you that 365 and 366 is not divisible by 28.

What does that mean for all of us? This makes converting the Mayan calendar into a Gregorian one a pain because you either have to work it out by doing a day-to-day conversion, or somehow using remainders in long division (I don't know, I kind of zoned out during that lesson. Yes, I'm an Asian who zoned out during maths, sue me). Clearly, there must have been an error in the conversion, because someone forget a leap-year, or forgot to carry the one.

This leaves us two options. Either the apocalypse was supposed to have hapened before the 21st of December, which I think it is safe to say it has not (Now there's a surprise I'm sure no one would have liked!), or it is supposed to happen some time in the future.

What's the moral of the story? Maths is important, and if you are bad at it, there's still some time left for you to learn it. Not only will you then be able to predict the end of the world, or somehow use calculus and/or trigonometry in everyday life just like your maths teacher wanted you to, but you'll also get the joke imbedded in the title of this reason.