Monday, 30th July, 2012

Hello, here's what's been happening in the news today.

Source: Sky News

This morning, the Australian Men's Swimming Team had finished fourth in the finals, despite being the red hot favourite entering the competition and having two individauls nicknamed 'The Rocket' and 'The Missile'.

I don't know why this is a surprise to everyone. The last time I checked, missiles and rockets don't work well underwater.

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Source: ninemsn.com.au

Timmy Eike, an 18-year-old man in the US, has been arrested after a taxi driver allegedly heard the teenager's plot to stage a Columbine-style shooting massacre at his school.

Timmy Eike is now the red-hot favourite to play the villan in the next James Bond movie.

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A 23-year-old man in the Northern Territory may be flown to Adelaide after having lit a firework while it was between his buttocks.

When questioned by police as to why he would do such a thing, the man replied, "I was just trying to be like Katy Perry." Wrong part of the body, mate.

Source: kateonthebike.blogspot.com.au

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Photogpraher: Anne Keiser

Wallace Weatherholt, a 63-year-old man in the US,  has been charged with the unlawful feeding of an alligator after it bit off his hand that was holding a fish.

But prior to this, he was warned that the penatlies could cost him an arm and a leg.

 

 

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Source: The Mirror, UK

Kristen Stewart, famous for her role in the Twilight Series, has admitted to cheating on her husband, Robert Pattinson, with Rupert Sanders, the director of the movie "Snow White and the Huntsman" which she also stars in.

This came as a surprise to Robert Pattinson, especially after finding out Rupert Sanders was not a werewolf.

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And that's the news! See you next time!