In light of the fact that almost everyone made it through the 21st of December without dying, I would like to list the top five reasons why the apocalypse failed to happen, starting with number five and working my way up to numbner one.
Reason Five: Size Does Matter!
We always say how it doesn't matter if the stone is big or small. But the truth is, girls really do care about the size of it and us guys like to think that ours is the biggest.
That's probably what happened with the Mayan calendar. When the calendar maker showed his stone to a girl and asked, "Is it big?" the girl probably was being polite when she said, "That's the biggest one I've ever seen." Even though she was secretly disappointed by how small it was. Extremely pleased by what he heard, the calendar maker got busy with his stone.
When he was finished, the calendar maker was worried about how everything was, seeing as there was only so much he could do with the stone. He asked the girl, "How is it?"
Disappointed by how little he actually managed to do with the stone, the girl was still too polite to tell the calendar maker his stone was too small. Instead she said, "It's all good. That has to be the best one ever!"
Over the moon, the calendar maker decided to keep his stone the way it was, even though there was only so much going on with it.
Moral of the story? There was only so many dates that the calendar maker could fit on his piece of stone before he ran out of room. So the point is, size does matter!
And you probably have a dirty mind too...
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